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When Old McDonald suddenly died, the police suspected fowl play. You can tell it's an artsy chicken when it enjoys spoken-word poultry. The hen missed work today. She was feeling a little under the feather. If you see a hen laying, egg her on. Chickens always find themselves in peck-uliar circumstances.
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So there you have it—25 eggstra-special Christmas chicken jokes to make your holiday season a cluckin' good time! Share these with friends, family, and fellow poultry enthusiasts, and let the laughter roost in your hearts. Merry Christmas and a feather-filled New Year! ChickensCollin GuernseyNovember 29, 2023Jokes, Chicken Jokes.
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Talk is cheep. No harm, no fowl. I am no spring chicken. Flying the coop! Just yolkin ' around! Birds of a feather flock together! Working on our nest egg! Looking im-peck-able tonight! Don't hen-der my progress.
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Before there was Google, chicks owned hen-cyclopedias. The best way to wipe a beak is with a hen-kerchief. The embarrassed rooster got caught with egg on his face. Chickens who live in forests are called poul-tree. Adventurous chickens love to egg-splore. Telling a good joke to an egg is dangerous.
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60 Hilarious Chicken Puns to Make You Cluck. We all have that love-hate relationship with puns; they are terrible, of course, yet sometimes fake. laughter is the second best medicine! These eggs-ceptional chicken puns may be painful to. read at first, but take the chance that your cringing may turn into a smile at some point!
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54. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet. 55. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot. 56. Why did the cactus cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's back.
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29. Let your ideas roam free, just like free range chickens. 30. Peek-a-boo, I see you, little chick! 31. I didn't prepare for the presentation, I'll just wing it. 32. The egg-streamly early morning calls are exhausting. 33.
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The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances. The police suspect fowl play. 19. I have no idea how to raise chickens. I think I'll just wing it. 20. I ate an omelette for breakfast…. but I'm still feeling peckish. 21.
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These chicken puns are so funny! Dancing chick to chick! We are as chick as thieves. If you think your chicken coop is haunted, you better call the eggs-orcist! I love New Yolk City! If you like it, then you should put a wing on it! Let's watch a chick flick! If you were a chicken, you sure would be im-peck-able.
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A chicken pot pirate. 48. The bigger the chicken, the harder they fowl. 49. Oh, don't mind me, I'm just having an eggs-istential crisis. 50. Yolk's on you! Check out 50 funny cat puns. These.
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These chicken jokes will totally crack your kids up because they're just so eggs -cellent! Whether you're looking for something legitimately punny or something so corny it can easily be classified as a dad joke, we've got plenty of chicken jokes that kids will find super funny (and don't have to do with crossing the road!).
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1. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken. 2. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? He was a double-crosser. 3. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again? A dirty double-crossing chicken.
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These half-dozen egg options will crack you up: 11. We have great egg-spectations for these chicken puns. 12. If you don't love these sayings, please find the eggs-it. 13. Because not loving.
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It was a classic tail of two lovebirds. 53. Tail me your secrets and I will keep them safe. 54. He kissed her on the right chick at the receptions. 55. She gave him a peck before he left for the auditions. Chicken jokes and puns. The best and clever chicken puns, jokes and one-liners for you.
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Feathered Fun (Poultry Puns in Idioms) 1. "I was feeling down, but then I decided to peck up the pieces.". 2. "He couldn't believe his flocking luck.". 3. "She was in a bit of a hen-dra.". 4. "The chicken crossed the road, but it didn't get far - it was bridge too far.".
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Answer: Chicago. The first three words out of seven of chicken is CHI, the first two words out of 3 of cat is CA, and first two words out of goat is GO. Therefore making, (CHI) (CA) (GO). 134. My call, I sing at dawn, to wake you from your slumber. With job all done, my song all sung, I'll sit on the seat of lumber.